The Grand Portobello Hotel Heist
Escape room 12+

The Grand Portobello Hotel Heist

4.93
2 - 8 people60 minutesDifficult
You've been tasked with stealing a prized diamond locked in The Grand Portobello Hotel's vault. Can you bypass its high security, navigate the building, and crack the safe with just 60 minutes before the police arrive? It's a race against time!
Large groupsFor prosWith children

Difficult
Not scary
Without actorsActors
EnglishGame language
About the escape room
You have been hired to steal one of the world’s most expensive diamonds. It is being held in The Grand Portobello Hotel’s high security vault. You must disable the alarm system, work your way through the building, and break into the safe inside the vault. The police are on their way, so you only have 60 minutes to complete your assignment or else you will be caught red handed!
AI
Brief assessment
Navigator AI
A slick hotel-heist caper packed with smart, purposeful puzzles and a few cheeky surprises. Hosts keep the pace snappy and the set sells the fantasy—great for teams who want a proper challenge.

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Location

Paid and Free Parking
Wifi
Wardrobe

AI Overview

AIPlayers rave about tightly designed, logical puzzles with zero fluff, and a story that moves cleanly from area to area. Game masters, especially Heather and Lily, get big praise for clear briefings and spot-on hinting. Difficulty is high but fair, and even pairs reported escaping with smart teamwork. A brief, non-scary live-actor moment at the start is mentioned and generally enjoyed.
WeaknessesNot many complaints surfaced. The difficulty can spike for newcomers, and the 60-minute timer adds pressure that may frustrate some teams. If you prefer a gentler intro room, this isn’t it.
StrengthsThoughtful, varied puzzle design where everything has a reason to exist. Strong hosting and helpful, well-timed hints. Immersive set and a fun, cohesive heist narrative.
SecurityBriefings are clear and the game feels well run from start to finish. One team noted parking was straightforward using details on the venue’s website.
Level of fearNot scary. There’s a quick live-actor cameo at the start, but it’s friendly and light, making it fine for teens and cautious players.
Actors' gameHosts like Heather and Lily are called out as enthusiastic, clear, and welcoming, with hints delivered only when needed. The live actor appears momentarily at the beginning and doesn’t interact in a frightening way.
Quality of riddlesPuzzles are fair, logical, and diverse, with great flow and teamwork moments. Reviewers note zero red herrings and clever mechanisms, including a lock type some hadn’t seen before. Challenge comes from thinking, not obscure leaps.
PlotA classic hotel heist: bypass alarms, move through the hotel, and crack the vault before the cops arrive. The opening beats even land a laugh, then the narrative drives you forward naturally.
Difficulty levelRated among the venue’s hardest and described as 5/5 difficulty, yet solvable with good communication. Best for experienced groups or confident beginners; works for pairs up to mid-sized teams.

Reviews

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Chris B.
Beginner
5
We tackled it as a duo and, despite it being their hardest, we made it out. The design funnels you neatly from one solve to the next, and when you find clues, it’s obvious what they pair with. Everything in the space has purpose—no red herrings at all. Lily, our GM, was energetic and helpful, and we even chatted escape rooms afterward. There’s a brief live-actor appearance at the start, totally no
23.12.2025
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Maya J.
Beginner
5
Highly recommend. Our GM Lily was lovely and clearly loves the job, which elevates the experience. Hints were strategic and only arrived when we’d actually stalled. Every element mattered, with a mix of difficulty that kept things fresh. It’s billed 5/5, and it’s tough but fair. The layout fits the theme and works great for 2–5 players. Fantastic room.
05.02.2025
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Nina S.
Beginner
5
One of our best escape room outings to date. The puzzle load kept everyone busy and the designs clicked logically. Heather’s intro was clear, welcoming, and she even introduced us to a lock we hadn’t seen before. Professional, friendly, and enthusiastic from start to finish.
08.06.2025
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escapeaddict
Beginner
5
Easily the toughest room I’ve cleared so far, in the best way. Tricky but logical puzzles, stunning set work, and every solve pushed us forward. The opening bit had us laughing before we even got serious about the game.
15.06.2025
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Sam T.
Beginner
5
Brilliant heist vibe with puzzles that actually make sense. Heather’s briefing was sharp, and she even showed us a lock we’d never seen before. Busy from start to finish and no filler. Loved it.
10.06.2025
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Guest
Beginner
5
Set design is lush and every clue pulls its weight. Tough, yes, but fair, and the a-ha moments hit hard. If you like elegant puzzle paths, this is your room.
08.10.2025
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Tom P.
Beginner
4
Really enjoyed this room—plenty of varied puzzles that demanded teamwork, and the narrative threaded through nicely. It all ran smoothly and felt cohesive.
23.09.2025
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Lena✨
Beginner
5
Lily nailed the hinting—hands-off until we truly needed it. Quick actor cameo at the start was fun, not scary. Smart design, great pace, big recommend.
28.03.2025
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Alex_89
Beginner
5
The story flows like a proper caper and the opening gag set the tone. Loads of teamwork moments and no nonsense guessing, just clean logic. We left buzzing.
04.12.2025
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Riley M.
Beginner
4
Did it as a pair and escaped with a couple of nudges from the GM. Pressure ramps up fast and the last stretch is intense. Great room, just a bit spicy for beginners.
14.03.2025

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