The Getaway

You've not been on holiday in absolutely ages and have been loudly complaining about it to anyone who will listen, so when a strange letter arrives informing you you've won an all expenses paid mountain Getaway, you don't question it! You meet up with the organisers, who you've never met or spoken to, and head to a town you don't know to climb the big mountain you don't recognise. Don't worry about it. As you get to your 5 star Getaway (or, y'know, the dilapidated shack), the organisers suddenly realise they have totally forgotten to bring the games! And drinks! And... food! Happy accident!  The organisers decide to head back to town and grab some supplies and are very insistent you stay put. They are VERY specific that you MUST stay for EXACTLY one hour, which is weird if you think about it, so let's not think about it! Just sit back, and relax. Everything is fine about this lovely mountain Getaway. There aren't any evil cults trying to sacrifice you to a demon, you don't need to leave in a hurry and there is absolutely no danger, whatsoever. Everything is fine, everything WILL be fine, and... everything is fine.